The Drama Queen Blues (Original song)

Originally posted on No Phat Chicks! back in 2007:

"O.k., so I wrote a song a few months ago... When this whole "No Fat Chicks" thing started. I was hoping to get the Jim Dyar Band to pick it up. But that didn't happen. So now, I'll offer it up to the blogosphere. I don't sing, or play guitar. But if I did, I would definitely add some yodels to this song..."

Drama Queen Blues - Lyrics

Drama sticks to me like glue.
I attract it, like a magnet.
It seeks me out, and attaches.
I carry it around, for weeks, in my back pocket...
Refrain: Ohhhh, I've got the Drama Queen B-L-U-E-S (sing in texas, twangy, Nanci Griffith style)
Amidst a lightning storm of controversy, my drama brews,
daily.... like bad coffee.

Refrain: Ohhhh, I've got the Drama Queen B-L-U-E-S
Oh, what would we all dooooooo,
without these ol' drama queen Bluuuuuuuuues!!!
Life would be so booooringgggg,
without these ol' drama queen Bluuuuues!!"

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